This is the 3rd cycle break that I have been home fulltime with the boys. I don't have time to pee by myself without fear that either a) Moosie will coat himself with peanut butter and roll around on the new carpeting, b) that Bubba will decide he needs something from outside and disappear without a trace, or c) Duke (the dog) will chew up the last of my coveted bras and underwear.
Actually all of that could happen in the time it takes me to walk to the bathroom. Lord knows what would happen if I actually shut the door to the bathroom, sit down to pee, wipe myself, and then wash and dry my hands. Now that I think about it, shouldn't women have the penises? Because obviously it was never intended for moms to sit down to pee.