Do you ever say things and then think "Who would've thought those words would've EVER come out of my mouth?"
In the past 15 minutes I have said:
"Bubba, come clean up your pee!"
"Mooser, get your fingers out of your butt. ... Keep your fingers out of your butt.
But sometimes the things I hear are even worse:
CRASH ... "Me OK. I ip in Ack pee." (I slip in [Bubba's] pee.)
Yeah, it's gonna be a fun evening.