Slip Up

Do you ever say things and then think "Who would've thought those words would've EVER come out of my mouth?"

In the past 15 minutes I have said:

"Bubba, come clean up your pee!"

and

"Mooser, get your fingers out of your butt. ... Keep your fingers out of your butt.


But sometimes the things I hear are even worse:

CRASH ... "Me OK. I ip in Ack pee." (I slip in [Bubba's] pee.)

Yeah, it's gonna be a fun evening.