Batter up

during a Cardinals baseball game

Bubba: "Daddy, how many home runs did Pujols hit?"
Daddy: Daddy said something, but being it baseball and something I can't even pretend to get, I didn't hear anything but mumbling.
Bubba: "Daddy, how many homeruns did Jefferson hit?"
Daddy, half listening and half eyeing the TV: "Huh?"
Bubba, a little more forcefully: "How many homeruns did Jefferson hit?"
Daddy, listening now, but really confused: "Huh???"
Bubba, with that embarrassed grin I love so much: "Oh, he's a president. How many home runs did Pujols hit?"