Hubby, shirtless, putting on deodorant: I need to go to the gym.
Me, just walking in the room: Uh, why?
Hubby, looking confused while staring at his chest: Bubba just asked me if I have milk in mine.
Me: laughing uncontrollably
Hubby, still scanning his chest from left to right, increasingly distraught: Do they really look that big????